Steven Trustrum

steventrustrum.bsky.social

21 October 2026 13:15

Whenever you see someone praising Elon Musk for his promise to give billions in Space X shares to America's children, remind them of that time Musk promised to donate billions to solving world hunger if someone could provide him with a plan that met his budget, and he never paid up.

Gary Lachman

garylachman.bsky.social

20 October 2026 14:28

I should add that I am now officially on the left hand path.

Gary Lachman

garylachman.bsky.social

20 October 2026 14:28

When I walked into the surgery ward this morning to have my carpal tunnel widened, the nurse told me that I was No. 6. How did she know...?

Oliver Darkshire

deathbybadger.bsky.social

20 October 2026 13:30

you know when you meet someone you have no history with at all and they very clearly do not like you but that's actually not acceptable because how dare you and I'll have you know that im a fucking delight

adonis (and cait)

cait.bsky.social

19 October 2026 16:20

Mr. El-Sayed do you disavow the Hamburglar and his reign of terror on the citizens of McDonaldland