The Onion

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22 July 2026 13:27

“Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited George R. R. Martin

Anonymous

youranoncentral.bsky.social

22 July 2026 13:26

I’ve never shook hands with Soviet officials, laundered money for the KGB, or ran newspaper ads glorifying the Soviet Union, have you? Who really is the communist here.

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junlper.beer

22 July 2026 13:26

centrist democrats love to be like “why has no one invented being annoying and scolding the left online yet”

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junlper.beer

29 March 2026 03:38

so in love with this szechuan place in chicago chinatown that serves szechuan popcorn chicken in a chicken basket

Anonymous

youranoncentral.bsky.social

29 March 2026 03:38

Massive nationwide protests against Oligarchy and Tyranny in the US, hundreds of thousands took the streets across every major city and everywhere in between. #NoKings #3E #EndImpunity #EndAutogenocide #EndOligarchy