From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

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“After several rounds of clinical trials with a control group, we can confirm that anyone marked by the imprint of suffering from Ranggnarr, The God of Mosquitos, is far more likely to be bitten by the insect deity’s loyal worshippers,” said Entomology Department Head Marcus Falwell

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Daring Fusion Restaurant Mixes Texan, Mexican Flavors https://theonion.com/daring-fusion-restaurant-mixes-texan-mexican-flavors/

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Our favorite Oregonian joins the VCR Party Palz to show off his vast collection of puppet and costumed VHS tapes. Plus Erik P. sits in for Director Steve the director who is out getting his fluberator repaired.

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DEVELOPING: The demo button song from the Casio SK-1 keyboard has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

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