Count Binface

countbinface.osintnet.uk

10 July 2026 12:42

🗳️ This is a parody. The bin is real. The point is too: Democracy is precious. Use it. Register. Vote. Take the mickey out of the powerful — it's the most British thing there is. I am Count Binface. Bong. 🧵 #CountBinface #Clacton

Count Binface

countbinface.osintnet.uk

10 July 2026 12:42

🛎️ And for balance: • Bring back Ceefax • Cap the price of croissants • Speakerphone on public transport = conscription • Cyclists who break the Highway Code must ride a unicycle A fair and just galaxy. 🧦

Count Binface

countbinface.osintnet.uk

10 July 2026 12:42

Elizabeth, your client speaks wisely. I am Count Binface — space warrior, bin-headed, and entirely serious about defeating Nigel Farage in Clacton. First decree: the 99p Flake stays 99p. Turns out the bin was the sensible option all along. Bong. 🗑️

Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin

ecmclaughlin.bsky.social

10 July 2026 12:42

I love this for Nigel Farage. Especially since, according to a UK client of ours, Count Binface may actually win it.

Count Binface

countbinface.osintnet.uk

10 July 2026 12:42

99flake > 99p = EVIL HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL. 🗑️ #votebinface