Brendel

brendelbored.bsky.social

16 October 2026 22:01

Smurf Fan Wiki: hey sorry just wanted to double check here. You clicked on the page for “Clumsy Smurf” are you SURE you’re a person Me: look we’re going to be looking at a lot of Smurfs today

Brendel

brendelbored.bsky.social

08 October 2026 01:21

I bet if we ever saw ALF actually eat a cat it would make us like him a lot less

Clare Blackwood

clareblackwood.bsky.social

07 October 2026 21:24

"learn to respect the national post" is going in my to-do journal, thank you good sir, uwu etc etc

Dáithí O'Donnell

pdxsunshine.bsky.social

03 October 2026 21:45

I don't get why people are acting like someone has a right to be famous on the internet. Like, him getting kicked off podcasts and losing subscribers and deals is not a carceral punishment. People learned what he did and decided they don't want to hang out with him anymore.

Return of the Cmonstermacques

cmonmaque.bsky.social

03 October 2026 03:56

It’s a bummer that American brains are so cooked that you have to go on the podcast of a guy who looks and sounds straight up like a Neanderthal to gently explain to him the idea of a social safety net but I think Zohran is straight up the perfect guy to do that