just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician

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A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

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Rising Starodubtseva With a final in Charleston under her belt, Yuliia Starodubtseva is now right on the brink of the top 50. Today, the Ukrainian inches even closer to that major ranking milestone, holding off Katie Volynets, 7-5, 2-6, 6-2, to reach the semifinals in Paris.

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I'm also going to get back in the swing of graphics, too, now that this doesn't feel like so much of a chore. Burnout is real. This is a whole lot. So, I'll stop. But, I just wanted to say thanks. I love tennis. It means so much to me. And I appreciate everyone who likes to talk about it with me.

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If Yuliia Starodubtseva wins Charleston, I call dibs on the headline "A Star(odubtseva) is Born"

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