Jana H-S (she, like a knife)

jana-aych-ess.bsky.social

06 January 2026 20:12

gandalf: so, The Hunt For Gollum begins frodo: why, though gandalf: we're going to put him in this garbage bag frodo: gandalf you're scaring me gandalf: and then throw rocks at the bag until it stops moving frodo: gandalf: and we're going to search his house for that vape rig he stole from me

The Onion

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26 November 2025 15:09

Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://theonion.com/man-has-never-given-single-definitive-yes-to-any-invita-1819575360/

ℳatt

matttomic.bsky.social

25 November 2025 20:58

Nobody: John McVie:

The Onion

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25 November 2025 20:57

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/