Saw Duncan Jones’ new film ROGUE TROOPER last night @ London Film Festival. Find I’m mostly describing it as “beautiful” to ppl. It’s v particular combo of motion capture & computer animation (no AI!) builds the richest, most gorgeous movie “world” I’ve seen in years. I loved it so much.

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You never see Nessie because they keep her under loch and quay

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When my pals & I left Twitter

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Trying on frames in an opticians, a (delightful) assistant exclaims “OH THOSE REALLY SUIT YOU” at great volume, entire shop turns to look at my stupid bald head to see what all the fuss is about, twenty minutes later I can still hear my ear-splitting internal scream echoing around my skull

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Is there such a thing as a Doominatrix? A hot, steely-gazed woman who dresses in PVC, chains you to the wall, and then berates you with lectures on climate change and biodiversity collapse?

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