maud

peloriemate.net

11 October 2026 19:39

fan fact this was also the same day andy milonakis came in and we talked about parodius and i didnt realize who he was and thought it just was a cool butch lesbian until he left and i was like "waaaait that lesbian kinda looked like andy milonakis" and pulled up google images

lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

08 October 2026 06:27

me: I dunno, I still like the guys on the team but I'm sympathetic to the argument seeing the Dodgers win in the playoffs every year is boring (braves fans start doing the chop) me: General McPherson I summon and bind thee to these boys' bats. Claim your vengeance

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

25 September 2026 20:10

Me 1 second into El Scorcho: what the hell Rivers, what did half Japanese girls ever do to you? Me 3 seconds into El Scorcho: Oh no, that’s not good

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

25 September 2026 20:02

Back in 2009 my wife and I decided that I would quit my job and go to college. In 2016 we had to decide if I would go all in on podcasting or if I would get a teacher certificate. It felt like podcasting would lead to money faster so we did it. Next week is her last week at work. I’m so happy!