being on tumblr means you saw all this shit play out before. it's boring. Yes all systems are valid. yes non-binary is a actual gender identity. no i'm not alcoholic if i have a hard time plugging in my phone.

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no bluesky. I've seen the reruns before on tumblr. we are not doing gold star lesbian discourse today. im turning the channel and continuing my life

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You work too hard not to give us your money. https://store.theonion.com/collections/sweatshirts-and-hoodies

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I looked into it should this happen for real, 'cause it did make me wonder. Basically, you'll know. They'll glue that shit to your patreon dashboard with neon lights. You'll also recieve an e-mail, but only in case you check that more often than your actual patreon page. don't click e-mail links.

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“With the overwhelming majority of Americans fluent in waving an empty beer can at their partner, it’s time we officially recognized this as the way real Americans speak—and if you don’t want to assimilate, you can leave.” — Donald Trump

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