I'm a truck driver who drives nights, and sometimes someone drives so close behind me that the only reason I know they're there is the light from their headlights under my truck. That's when I line up my truck so as to just avoid the pothole myself, but guide them right into it.

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Please sign my petition to rename Piddington as Cuntville.

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Once in a command line.

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Slept in a collagen mask that you can peel off, I woke, peeled it off, it came off in four pieces and I just placed it on my bedside table and forgot. The Estate Agent came and took photos as selling house. Later that morning pics on website. Looks like 4 used condoms. Mortified

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*spitting image or spittin' image

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