no but imagine ur somewhere hot and sandy sitting behind a wall with the road to evac closed off and some twat comes up like "everyone be cool, i got this...i did a two week holiday course in soldiering"

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the fuck

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once again i have been defeated by a child safety lid

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oh, sure, NOW they decide to wear face masks smh

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the cool thing about aging is that if you are very lucky you eventually get old enough that you can stop annoying your friends with "oh you're a major? ya, major pain in the ass" jokes and start annoying them with "oh you're a general? ya, general nuissance" jokes

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