Was that really one of the best cheeseburgers I've ever eaten in my life, or was it just a pretty good cheeseburger that I ordered at a bar while my BAC was rapidly approaching a literal fucking integer?

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Nothing he "invents" ever works the way he claims it does. But also wouldn't be practical or useful anyway if it operates exactly as advertised, so it's a moot point

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As much as I love Deadlock, I have one issue with the currently established worldbuilding. As Midwestern as we know Holliday is (she's from an hour away from me), and Vyper implicitly is, neither of them have any dialogue where they say "ope" even once. Get Yoshi on the horn...

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Imagine being relegated to "Spam Likely" for all eternity

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I maintain my slim figure by frequently going 48-72 hours with zero solid calories, and then house two pounds of spaghetti, and repeat. Scientists call this diet, "Clinically Depressed Cobra"

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