Your burgundy iPhone’s running a little late… A cargo ship with around 2,500 containers just sank in the Strait of Hormuz, and now iPhone boxes and luxury perfume are floating around while locals in small boats are out there ‘shopping.’

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Minnesota right-wing Alpha News has uncovered the huge scandal that a school board candidate in my hometown of Forest Lake also plays in a rock band! The horror!

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I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.

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My hydrangea is blooming two different colors - it’s the first year & it’s obviously just learning how to hydrangea. #gardening

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Quick brag for my son. Fuckers film credits DWARF mine and he’s only been in the union two years- Twisters The Last Showgirl One Battle After Another Odyssey Dune3 The Invite Bunch of Kendrick vids And now he’s on a job that’ll take him to Christmas but I can’t talk about it yet. Smashing it dude!

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