In the recent snow i was running late for work & didn't have time to defrost the car, so I stuck my head out the window like Ace Ventura. Two mins into my journey, blue lights flashing behind me. Charged with dangerous driving & car seized. Couldn't tell work so rang in sick

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Eating spaghetti with my 14 year old and she said she'd found a maggot in there. I told her not to be ridiculous and picked it out. Realised that it was actually a maggot but my daughter would never eat spaghetti again if she knew. Ate it and told her it was a bit of onion.

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When I lose the red straw on a WD-40 can, I always steal new one from the store.

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Dad asked me to recycle his old mobile. I checked to see if he'd factory reset it before I handed it in. He hadn't. Found messages and cock pics between him and my mum's brother going back years.

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