How do I tell him that my roommate could double as a meal?

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Your roommate can't sleep because of the loud racket of you getting pounded into the bedframe for hours each night. The huge lion's unwashed socks and jocks are strewn over all the furniture. All you can do is laugh awkwardly and say "Dads, so embarrassing, right?"

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Zolo making himself at home in your tiny apartment for the weekend. Eating all your food, walking around naked, spending an hour in the shower, constantly groping you & slapping your ass, flirting with your roommate. At the end he's like "that was nice kiddo, see ya next weekend"

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for Putty #vore

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Sometimes my job drains me, and sometimes I bump into someone like @nuckpup.ca while I’m traveling for work and they get to drain me instead 😏😈 twas a happy coincidence that we were both in Seattle at the same time 🐽🥵

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