I get that this sounds harsh but in fairness to the UMD cops, people publicly seeming to care about Maryland football is highly suspicious behavior.

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Waiting in front of every smoke detector in the house to see if it's the one running out of batteries.

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easily the most reliable data we have on social media use in the US since the companies are liars. embarrassing to admit but i look forward to this breakdown every year lol

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"And remember, we must all continually state our names, because really, we all look about the same"

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We need to sell more toys! Can you put ALL of them on the cover?

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