toaster-waffles.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 12 November 2024
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@toaster-waffles.bsky.social“Misfits and losers” describes his cabinet perfectly.
Show Post#3157 A helpful tutorial
Show PostYesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.” Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Show PostEven lobsters hate Trump's US.
Show PostMy husband was annoyed after spending $65 on two burgers and fries, so I said, “Bet yours could blow these away.” His eyes lit up. “Really? I’ll make some tomorrow!” Two days later, I did the same with pasta. And that’s how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef.
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