normies being embarrassed to say NARS shades out loud because it’s stuff like “orgasm” makes me laugh because i’m so desensitized by fandom spaces where people go “omega slick” “boypussy” “i love [insert super niche kink] btw” completely unprovoked

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I’m not a wife, but this is how the conversation went when my partner pitched it to me: “Do you want to watch the new show Reacher?” “Meh.” “It has a very big man in it.” “How big?” *Shows me a picture* “OK, yes, I’m sold. We must watch it immediately.”

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When Black people try to bring attention to police brutality during a football game, they scream "Support the troops" nonsensically. But when the troops say they're being treated inhumanely, they tell them to man up. It's almost comical.

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I FOUND MY FOUNDATION AT THE STORE!!! I GOT TWO BOTTLES!!! 😭

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i got chocolate covered espresso beans for energy but i feel so tired now is this a side effect of being bisexual

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