The Onion

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07 October 2026 20:04

End Of Man’s Usefulness To Society Celebrated With Sheet Cake

Ben Collins

bencollins.bsky.social

29 August 2026 02:38

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

The Onion

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29 August 2026 02:37

“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham

shaunt

shaunvids.bsky.social

29 August 2026 02:36

like yeah, you've been breaking everything up and selling it off and shipping it overseas. for profit! and now it sucks! i think they think the US can still do WWII-style war mobilization mainly because of movies

shaunt

shaunvids.bsky.social

29 August 2026 02:36

trump & co's anger at military suppliers for their low production numbers continues to mess with my head. like they don't know about all the hollowing out of US manufacturing, the privatization, the outsourcing etc. the US right venerate reagan but have no clue what he did apparently