Just found out why tigers are endangered 😔

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It could be worse. You could be a kernel of corn traveling through the human body.

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Starting a car dealership and naming it “Belinda Car Lot” and our slogan will be “slip inside the go-go of your dreams”

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Making the Hobbit, a book that you can feasibly read in two evenings into an epic trilogy hurt me emotionally more than I'd care to admit.

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A nice, tall glass of warm spit to wash it all down

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