caponeatmydesk.bsky.social
👤 Joined on 22 November 2024
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@caponeatmydesk.bsky.socialTrump speaks in the Oval today (Jim Watson/Getty)
Show PostThe steps: 1. Devise unnecessary spectacle 2. Disregard expertise 3. Bypass normal procedures 4. Declare victory too early (bonus if done by AI-slop post) 5. Spend way more than estimated 6. Ignore the haters 7. Realize it is not going well 8. Bypass normal procedures once again (read 4 the rest)
Show PostElias: The fact that the New York Times thinks there’s a middle ground here… Here’s my message: I don’t compromise with Republicans because there is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist, and they are trying to burn down democracy.
Show PostTom Homan has agreed to go to Minnesota for $175k in a bag, explaining that my new bribes include all applicable tariffs.
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