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👤 Joined on 08 September 2023
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@geoffiethekid.bsky.social@geoffiethekid.bsky.social → @geoffiethekid.comREACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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