samallenn.bsky.social
human (mostly) comedian (barely)
👤 Joined on 01 December 2024
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@samallenn.bsky.socialterrifying if literal: my feet are killing me
Show Postsorry i yelled "goth ninjas" when we saw those nuns yesterday
Show PostBy now I thought I’d be living inside an enormous deliciously ripe peach hoisted aloft by seagulls
Show Postdon't throw away your old grocery bags you can use them for amazing arts and crafts projects like "bag full of other grocery bags", "lone grocery bag in the corner of the kitchen", and "what's that smell did you save the bag that had the meat in it"
Show PostI’m emotionally stable but in a Jenga tower kind of way
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