The Onion

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22 October 2026 00:16

“With the overwhelming majority of Americans fluent in waving an empty beer can at their partner, it’s time we officially recognized this as the way real Americans speak—and if you don’t want to assimilate, you can leave.” — Donald Trump

RAWDAWG COMICS

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22 October 2026 00:16

Grand theft education pages 1-5

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

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22 October 2026 00:14

This week, I was blessed to join Hindu New Yorkers in Queens celebrating Navratri, Durga Puja, Dashain, and Vijayadashami.  We danced garba, performed aarti, witnessed Sindoor Khela, and honored the Goddess Durga.

The Onion

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22 October 2026 00:14

Restaurant Staff Has Fun After-Work Ritual Where They Enable Each Other’s Alcoholism https://theonion.com/restaurant-staff-has-fun-after-work-ritual-where-they-e-1851265161/