We said goodbye to this guy today. His name was Albee. He made it a few days shy of 17 years old. I posted this the day we found out it was his time. We gave him a great weekend of treats, grass lawns, and chicken. He was a gift. He lived a great life. I will miss him forever. Forever.

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2. The Colts are only the second team in 4 years to register a rating of "stink" with six I's. The last was the 2023 Jets in Week 14 3. The Jags were within .008 microvermullions of an "ok" rating, one of the narrowest misses in memory Stay tuned for next week's ratings!

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49ers: pretty good Chiefs: pretty good Vikings: stink Bills: stink but Josh Jaguars: stink Browns: get real Packers: ok Pats: meh Bears: maybe Broncos: stink Steelers: stink Ravens: the Ravens are fine Panthers: who are we kidding Lions: great! oh wait it's 202*6*? they stink

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Very excited to announce the first weekly QUANT-7 NFL ratings. These are the most mathematically accurate team ratings anywhere, achieved by running 6.02x10^23 simulations on the QUANT-7 sesquiflop AI matrix, powered by eleven of the world's most advanced InterLace computrex vermillions. Here we go!

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Ann was one of the kindest colleagues I have ever known: encouraging, genuine, secure in her own work and self. She was one of my champions at WaPo, and she knew the score there. Ann never hoarded information or opportunity—quite the opposite. She knew there was always room for more of us. 💔

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