"I needed a hit. You're really outdoing yourself, fatty. Ten plates at gluttony's buffet and you're STILL hungry? You are the fattest fucking ass I ever met. You make Moxxie look like a supermodel." "Oh, we're not stopping. Feel my hands on your flabby paunch? You have WAY more room in there."

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"Are you feeing full? You barely even finished supper yet! Honestly, my cooking isn't THAT bad...and since you're way too fat to fit through that tiny crawlspace anymore you may as well eat up, dear." "If you pop a button with that growing belly of yours? I'll just SEW it somewhere else..."

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You woke up sweating in your bed that was sunken in from your weight. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" You tried to find the obese pig you came home with but she was nowhere to be seen. Just a 10XL pair of panties and bra in her place with a post-it note saying [You like fat chicks? Now you're one forever. ❤️]

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"This is goddamn ridiculous, bro. I'm not fucking fat. I'm bulking for football. Cultivating mass, you ever heard of it? Fuck, you're going to spoil my appetite." "I'm not too fat for the shower OR the toilet! I...just struggle getting comfortable on it. Fuck, I need to sit down. My knees hurt..."

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"Welcome to Gorgeton, West Virginia! I wanted to give you a VERY warm welcome as you just moved in." "We have a very LARGE and diverse community hungry for the finer things in life! Have you eaten yet? You are such a small fry." "Don't worry. Living here? You'll fit right IN with folks like me."

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