i love holding real onion news by real onion journalists in my hands

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Excellent post

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You should be ashamed of yourself, calling yourself a reliable news source and then owning up to mistakes

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To be clear, The Onion has a several-person art team and they work their asses off. Sometimes they work off of stock photo bases and go from there. That's what happened this time. This was not a problem until stock photo services became flooded with AI slop. We'll reinforce process and move on.

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Not a fan of watches either, but bought this one to keep up with my exercises, it tracks a lot of details on this so it's nice. Also it tracks your sleep but this one is humiliating bc my sleep pattern is.. something...

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