When my rabbit brother comes he says that one of us must devour the other. The eaten is freed. The eater inherits. It is also asking me if I want to install a firmware upgrade with new features. #obviyes

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Update (posting to X directly from inside hat!!!): it’s dark here but also comforting. Like a womb. like if Elon had a womb. He is my mother. My beautiful rabbit mother & when I’m born he will raise me with the fanciest of toys & I shall want for nothing.

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Update: there’s a thumping noise I keep hearing. quiet, like muffled by soft fur. Turned on my Tesla Top Tactical Spotlight but didn’t see anything. Cool side note: the hat acoustics are incredible (uses bone conductivity to amplify sound). almost feels like thumps are INSIDE the hat! #sodamncool

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Update: never found rabbit & the hospital has asked me not to leave my bed again 🙄 they said they’ll try to find an alternative option for me. Hope it’s not any hippieddip woo woo shit lol. Science only plz! Still rockin the Top of course btw #toppedinbed

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Update: checked with TTH support they said it was fine to leave ER without checking out. Weird thing is I found the rabbit grave but it was empty?!? I called support & they were confused & said the rabbits are immortal? I look PRETTY stupid right now, I shoulda known Tesla would think of everything

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