You used to be able to show a guy your lewds on twitter and he’d come for a few day visit, have to leave to go be in a wedding, come right back and then never leave again. Happy 5 yr anniversary to us 🤍

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“Disappointing But Unsurprising” Also the working title of Usha's memoirs of her marriage to JD.

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Today, in a professional capacity, I got to say “It’s a streetlight,” & got a good little giggle out of it. #IYKYK @fark.com

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I went about 20% Army officer on Tween this morning because he was just not getting out of bed and we were out of time. He is displeased with me. Oh, you have no idea how your mom will get your shit together with you lol, but if you wanna learn I am here to serve.

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someone get me first and the gimme gimmes on the horn cc @rpg-volley.bsky.social

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