Dad and Buried

dadandburied.bsky.social

15 January 2025 02:10

You know it's past 8 on Sunday night when your response to every parenting-related question is a defeated "I don't give a shit.”

PhantomDeeks 🫶

deeks549.bsky.social

15 January 2025 02:08

I'm sorry you had a shitty day. I'm really sorry I had to fuckin hear about it

BEAVE

beaveinflow.bsky.social

15 January 2025 02:07

I’ve got 99 problems, and my hip hurting because I dared to sleep too deeply while being over 40 is definitely one.

PieGuy

ilovepie84.bsky.social

15 January 2025 02:07

Compliment their babies skin a little too much, so that they stop showing you pictures of them

Theciscokidder

theciscokidder.bsky.social

15 January 2025 02:06

Apparently it's a real mood killer when you grab a flashlight and put on reading glasses to find the clit.