experimental thing~

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"Sorry, boss. Someone walked in on us." The rabbit squirmed at confused vibration under tail. "...so turned you into a dildo." The wolf dildo buzzes! "Urf, keep calm, boss. Know not suppose to use demigod powers at work, but didn't want you to get in trouble...will turn you back end of shift."

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"Warned you about your #break times running too long." The water cooler burbles. "No use complaining. You should have read the new company policies. Anyway, did you catch the game last night?" #Octransfur

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Maybe you should have read the flowery blog entry/life story/complete history of #sweet treats prefacing this particular recipe. Maybe would have explained why your friend turned into a sweet cinnamon roll creature begging to be eaten. (“Stop it, dude, you’re making it weird.”) #Octransfur

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Monthly reminder I miss natural exposure algorithms that delivered content based on platform activity rather than social circles or user inferred interests. Bluesky has me asking if anyone's gonna give me attention while twitter is a former shell of itself that promotes me to idiot right wingers.

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