There was a monster who used to follow me home from my best friend's house at dusk in the summer. My survival obviously depended on my refusing to acknowledge its existence by running. I finally lost patience with it and turned around to confront it. It hid. It could have been a crocodile.

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Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth

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Oh he absolutely would be, we’d never have bought anyone like him before. And we would back him to the hilt during any low moments too, we bought Gabriel’s shirt in huge numbers after his missed penalty in the UCL final. I do think that a move away from Spain would be good for him personally.

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cops would have arrested the Tates earlier but lost them in the throw pillow section at TJ Maxx

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Ossoff points out that Trump's conspiracy theories "put Georgia Rs in a terrible bind, because now not only do they have to defend this president's economic record, not only do they have to defend doubling health insurance premiums, they also have to defend all these bizarre conspiracy theories"

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