derek guy

dieworkwear.bsky.social

16 October 2026 16:12

if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and my serenity is punctured by the sound of your tesla flipping in the air, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher

Martin Kleppmann

martin.kleppmann.com

14 October 2026 19:07

The unreasonable effectiveness of stickers as a currency for rewarding 3-year-olds

The Onion

theonion.com

10 October 2026 16:13

Cold, Distant Boyfriend Finally Opens Up About How Horny He Is https://theonion.com/cold-distant-boyfriend-finally-opens-up-about-how-horn-1844575435/

Nicholas Grossman

nicholasgrossman.bsky.social

09 October 2026 23:58

Ossoff is acting like Trump/MAGA/GOP and what they’ve done to the country is Actually Bad. Charismatic and well spoken, which sure helps. But no “my friends across the aisle,” no acting like the imaginary “Baileys” are the only ones who matter, no “don’t talk values, only kitchen table.” That’s it.

The Onion

theonion.com

09 October 2026 23:57

Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution https://theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream-firing-squad-execution/