derek guy

dieworkwear.bsky.social

19 October 2026 22:29

we need you to rename rent to $500/ month and gas to $2/ gallon

Patio Yeller

patioyeller.bsky.social

19 October 2026 22:28

its time for healing

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

iwriteok.bsky.social

19 October 2026 22:28

I now support formally declaring Portland bears all guilt for the war in the Pacific

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

iwriteok.bsky.social

19 October 2026 22:28

anyway, I think we can all agree Portland, Oregon caused Pearl Harbor

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

iwriteok.bsky.social

19 October 2026 22:28

every time Portland shows up in world history I know I'm in for a wild ride