My kids wanted to decorate for Halloween, but for a solid hour, I was like, "You'd better wipe down that window before you adhere bats to it" or "Dust that table before you put the owls on it" before they caught onto my game.

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There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.

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Hilariously, it's been so long, I didn't realize my newsletter sign-up form stopped working OVER A YEAR AGO. 🤦🏻‍♀️ If you think you've signed up for my mailing list but don't remember seeing anything from me, please try signing up again here: mailchi.mp/25f51eb7913b... It'll be worth it, I promise! 💙📚

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Excellent! Remind me, where did they play the anthem? (Was it before the volleyball match??)

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When I was at school, having the last 15 seconds of whatever the teacher was saying in your short term memory (so you could accurately respond to "WHAT DID I JUST SAY, KJ CHARLES") was a core skill. now look at these losers who need a watch to do it.

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