That is definitely an oxymoron. I sort of have the opposite - thanks to ED caused by spinal injuries, my cock needs to be kept safely locked as it's broken and not harmed further.

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They are truly a gift. I never, in a million years, thought my desire to have them would ever come true. For one thing, they were never for sale until the consignment shop. And fortunately a friend just happened to go into that shop, spotted them and called me here in Palm Springs!

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GOP in 1992: "Clinton will take your guns!" CLINTON: "No, I won't." GOP in 2008: "Obama will take your guns!" OBAMA: "No, I won't." GOP in 2020: "Biden will take your guns!" BIDEN: "No, I won't." GOP in 2024: "Harris will take away your guns!" DONALD TRUMP: "You can't have guns."

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OMG! I just got internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car.

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