iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

idkhow.bsky.social

12 September 2026 18:57

During the GLOOM DIVISION campaign, I had a zoom w the people who decide who gets to play late night network television. They asked me if I watch ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’. I said no. The meeting ended shortly thereafter & I was never on television again. Career advice, kids: Lie

iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

idkhow.bsky.social

31 August 2026 19:39

True, but it shouldn’t be a career strategy. Sometimes I wonder how often I’ve been perceived as having an ulterior motive when I do something nice & it makes me sad. That’s why I’ve decided to only be mean from now on. So take a hike, pal!

iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

idkhow.bsky.social

31 August 2026 19:25

I once got backstage passes for the manager of a famous band because his kids were fans. Someone saw me do it & sneered “I love watching you work”, like I’d made some brilliant career move. It confused me for a long time. Kindness isn’t a fucking strategy! Just be nice! Dickheads

iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

idkhow.bsky.social

30 May 2026 17:52

Occasionally. It's probably not the smartest career move to abandon one of the main tools for promoting your music On the other hand: Fuck Elon Musk

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