Richard M. Nixon

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09 October 2026 20:30

If they go through with it on television, the names of the firing squad will leak. They have a much greater problem.

Julianne Akers

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08 October 2026 15:43

Sometimes I wonder if it’s me breaking the news or the news breaking me.🧍‍♀️

Sarah Langs

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04 October 2026 17:40

The first team in MLB history to make the postseason after even two consecutive 100-loss seasons (they had 3) just won a postseason series These White Sox, what a story!

The Onion

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28 September 2026 18:15

Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons https://theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-billion-seasons-1819569446/

Richard M. Nixon

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27 September 2026 01:56

He is a legend in Chicago. He packs his cooler with his own excellent tamales, then goes from bar to bar near closing time. He is based from Logan Square, but travels. Some people call him Santa Claus. A sweet guy. He’ll never be mugged—the mugger would be in the lake by morning.