callipygianking.bsky.social
Father. Teacher. Marching band nerd.
👤 Joined on 27 November 2024
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@callipygianking.bsky.social"I'm sorry, you can't eat Elon Musk because he's full of ketamine" — me, arguing with the dog on a typical Tuesday night
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Show PostSeriously, you guys. It's 6:15 and I'm in bed after falling asleep on the sofa, uncomfortably. No spoons. Post-trivia. Tendons screaming. Bad eye being bad (but better than yesterday. I'm done. Bed, murder podcasts, lots of pillows. *taps out*
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