The Onion

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18 October 2026 19:49

Resigned Pew Research Study Has No Fucking Clue What’s Going On With 15% Of Americans https://theonion.com/resigned-pew-research-study-has-no-fucking-clue-what-s-1844086331

The New York Times

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18 October 2026 19:47

Former President Barack Obama defended Representative Ilhan Omar, Democrat of Minnesota, on social media on Sunday, saying that the Trump administration’s intensifying investigation of the lawmaker amounted to “transparent efforts to intimidate” her.

Mrs. Betty Bowers

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17 October 2026 19:46

Mike Johnson is relying on his faith to hold control of the House. So if he loses control of the House, we can all reasonably conclude that God dislikes Mike Johnson as much as the rest of us.

Mrs. Betty Bowers

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17 October 2026 19:45

Republican politicians are *obsessed* with schoolchildren coming home a different gender because of pro-trans teachers, WHICH NEVER HAPPENS. But they are completely indifferent to schoolchildren not coming home *at all* because of guns, WHICH HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

Mrs. Betty Bowers

mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

17 October 2026 19:45

Looking forward to the livestreaming of the execution of the Republican Party on November 3, 2026.