askulie.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 15 November 2024
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@askulie.bsky.socialGOOD COP: a popcorn machine caught fire at the movie theater PUN COP: sounds like *removes shades* a salt and buttery GOOD COP: jfc pun cop
Show PostI listened to “The Widow” out of curiosity… got to the middle bleep-bleep-boop stuff… man, I don’t have the patience for that stuff at my stage of life
Show Postgels are basically like if you yassified a paste
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