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07 June 2026 21:31

Dad’s Eyes Well Up At Sight Of Perfectly Packed Cooler https://theonion.com/dad-s-eyes-well-up-at-sight-of-perfectly-packed-cooler-1819578999/

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07 June 2026 21:31

You guys, this does NOT look like a pharmaceutical ad. Stop it

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19 February 2026 21:27

Man Annoyed He Has To Chew Current Food Before He Can Chew Next Food https://theonion.com/man-annoyed-he-has-to-chew-current-food-before-he-can-chew-next-food/

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19 February 2026 21:27

Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other https://theonion.com/female-friends-spend-raucous-night-validating-the-livin-1819573315/

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16 February 2026 16:45

Bounty Unveils New Ultra-Thin Paper Towels For More Natural Feeling While Wiping Up Spills https://theonion.com/bounty-unveils-new-ultra-thin-paper-towels-for-more-nat-1839096740/