Love waking up to @maxarlo.bsky.social straining dicklet as it attempts a 4 am boner In the middle of the night… looks like it’s trying to float away.

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So many good questions.

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Quick, what's the worst filetype but the best dildo for texture fiends? if you said .jpeg_large, thanks for forgetting about .webp for the sake of my little joke. New large variant of the Jpeg Artifact no available! www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/jpeg-...

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THEY'RE BACK EARLY, and here all month by request! Bloody splash axe dildo/impact toys for halloween! www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/axe-h...

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The boy can follow directions. Today marks day 7 of @maxarlo.bsky.social locking up for me, so I had him put his spare key in a much safer place to make it that much harder for him to unlock without permission...

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