matty-alt.bsky.social

15 April 2025 01:42

Me to my wife after I accidentally text her "hey babe come over, my wife isn't home": Who is the alleged woman who you "caught" me cheating with? There isn't one.

Oswiu☦️

oswiu.bsky.social

24 February 2025 21:22

Man made horrors beyond comprehension

ᴋʟᴀᵾs

tinyklaus.com

24 February 2025 21:21

“The X livestream, which ran for over 30 minutes after his death, had him bleeding out while the crypto community reacted in real-time as meme coins using his name flooded the market within minutes.” www.cryptopolitan.com/crypto-trade...

Oswiu☦️

oswiu.bsky.social

06 February 2025 18:45

Holy God, Holy Mighty, Holy Immortal, have mercy on us

Count Nikolaj Bill-cula

nikolajbill.bsky.social

12 October 2023 23:02

I have to be honest. This is the other tweet I think about, by @dsaorthocaucus.bsky.social and I still laugh. And also probably the truest thing written.