there is just too much magic happening at once. Wizards just kinda needs to slow down with its sets and let players enjoy the cards as they come out

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(🍆) I go "It's not faaaair...." and "where'd you goooo??" because i got so silly i forgot I dropped you down the front of my panties an hour ago. You'd remind me of your existence if you weren't pinned by musky enby meat

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what if i was small and we were both masturbating and you finished on me first and then i had the best orgasm of my life, adding a little of my own to the hot puddle of your cum

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I wouldn’t even notice but it’d be cute and pathetic, twerpling.

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if I was a mob in an online game I would be one of those little critters that doesn’t grant any XP, but does get aggroed to you by some dumb ability and keeps you in combat until you squish me

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