zefcat.bsky.social
Christian. But like, actually following Christ, not being a big jerk.
👤 Joined on 20 November 2024
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@zefcat.bsky.socialThinking of getting someone off fiverr to follow me round in the role of a sort of scheming vizier. They can say stuff like “of course, you know best,” before pausing for long enough that I bark “out with it then!”, and then they go “perhaps if I may…” Shit like that. Six dollars an hour.
Show PostThe trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
Show PostMy version of the “Stevie Wonder isn’t blind” theory is that I believe Billy Corgan is bald by choice. He could grow a full head of hair today if he wanted to
Show PostI promise you this: no poem will ever make me appreciate the beauty of nature. Don’t care, not going to contemplate it, I’m going to keep looking at my phone where the content is
Show Postit would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again
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