A moogle comes floating in as Haurchefant is quietly signing some audit reports. "An early copy of The Dragonstar Tribune just for you, kupo!" Haurchefant clutches the paper in his hands, and he grows irate once more as he reads the front page. His father was going to murder him.

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The #dragonstartribune is at it again! Y'all need to calm down over there at Dragonhead, making the poor manservant think a summoning or murder is going on! @internetbruja.bsky.social 😂 I apologize for any misspellings and errors, lol. #wolchefant #haurchefant

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These thrice-damned paparazzi are everywhere tonight! NO ONE IS SAFE! What do you and your wife have to say for yourselves?! @ff14yoshio.bsky.social

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((Just so you know, the paparazzi and reporters of the Dragonstar Tribune will absolutely use anything you say, twist it and warp it around to fit their narrative, and immediately use it against you in their paper, in the most compromising way possible! 😂))

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Was in my head and had to share, lol. Ishgardian nobles love their tabloids! Cat's outta the bag, y'all! Stay tuned for more tidbits from the Dragonstar Tribune (created by yours truly). I may even include your blorbos unaware (with permission, ofc), LOL! #aymeric #wolmeric #gpose #dragonstartribune

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