Patrick Chovanec

prchovanec.bsky.social

04 February 2025 06:17

Schoolhouse Rock is going to have to remake its cartoon on how a bill becomes a law.

ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴

miawong.bsky.social

04 February 2025 06:17

The funniest part about They Not Like Us winning 5 Grammys is that it's not even the best song Kendrick wrote about how much he hates Drake last year lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Wajahat Ali

wajali.bsky.social

04 February 2025 06:16

Beyonce winning Best Country Album at the Grammys gonna piss off allll the right people.

eve6

eve6.bsky.social

04 February 2025 06:16

Swimming is the best exercise for people with depression because you just have to throw your body into a public pool like an inept murderer and then you're like fuck it im already wet lets get this done and when you've finished you're like wow i was making up like 97% of my problems

dawn of the debb

debbshock.com

04 February 2025 06:15

i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die. she is never caught.