30 ago I convinced my small circle of primary school almost cools that I wrote an album that’d just come out. “Look, it has my name right on the cover.” —what’s 1977? “My favorite number” —who is the girl from mars? “Laura, but don’t tell her!” —why do you sound weird? “Oh, my mum’s Irish” —cool!

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It’s about time! Squirrels leading the animal uprising is on my bingo card. Them or Orcas. Maybe magpies.

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Whew — close call! I think given the plotting, one better be prepared & NEVER leave the house without pockets of peanuts for the foreseeable future 😱

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They must think you are nuts.

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I consulted my sources, & they say it’s a big fake out up here: they are trying to convince humans it’s going to be a harsh winter so they can laugh & laugh all winter long 🤷‍♀️ Of course, my sources might be part of a massive misinformation campaign 🤷‍♀️

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